The 1.30 update is here: Party Dungeons! Achievements! Arcade! Lava has requested a few things remain hidden for a week or two so everyone can get first time experience. NOTE: The Web version is not yet updated. There are a few lingering issues Lava needs to fix before that happens.
Distilled WaterDistilled Water 50 DetailsDescriptionThe full filtration process also invovles filtering the diamonds through a vat of diamonds before using those filtered diamonds to filter the water! If only they'd filter their filtration process through diamonds so this item description wouldn't be so long.
14662.756598241 in 14,700
EhExPee StatueEhExPee Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ % Skill ExpDescriptionThe sculptor got so fed up with people misinterpreting his previous statues, he felt the need to spell this one out.
6451.61290322581 in 6,450
Speed StatueSpeed Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ % Move SpeedDescriptionA stone statue that isnt actually fast because its made of stone and stone can't move. Give this to the Statue Man in return for some bonus stats
10752.6881720431 in 10,800
Decent Strength PotionDecent Strength Potion 1 50 DetailsDescriptionIncreases Base Dmg by 100. 10% chance to be consumed every time you defeat a monster. Must be equipped in a Food Slot to give its bonus.
2150.53763440861 in 2,150
Cloudsound FollowerCloudsound Follower 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single follower on Cloudsound. This isn't a website, it's literally a giant cloud that emits sound that people enjoy following around. Why, what were YOU thinking this was? ((Mutton))
645.161290322581 in 645
Corporatube SubCorporatube Sub 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single subscriber on the Corporatube Video Platform. It You'sed to be called something else, but no one around here remembers. ((Mutton))
Lucky LadLucky Lad 7 77 DetailsLevel1ClassAllStatsx7Misc7% Drop Chance
179211469.534051 in 179,000,000
Talent Point Reset FragmentTalent Point Reset Fragment 2 DetailsDescriptionHold down on this item to turn 10 Fragments into 1 Talent Point Reset Potion. You'll need 1 open inventory space for this to work.
358422.93906811 in 358,000
Golden HamGolden Ham 1 DetailsDescriptionIncreases Skill EXP earned. Golden foods are never consumed.
Mystery Upgrade Stone IIMystery Upgrade Stone II 7 77 DetailsDescriptionDrag onto any Equip to apply. +4 Mystery Stat Success Chance; 50% Uses up 1 slots only if Successful. WARNING:Mystery Stat has a chance to be Negative, and reduce stats!