The 1.30 update is here: Party Dungeons! Achievements! Arcade! Lava has requested a few things remain hidden for a week or two so everyone can get first time experience. NOTE: The Web version is not yet updated. There are a few lingering issues Lava needs to fix before that happens.
Employment StatisticsEmployment Statistics 50 DetailsDescriptionWait a minute, these stats have misleading Y-axes and invalid sampling methods! Even then, they show no clear evidence for rats stealing jobs! How could anyone possibly believe this data? ((TP_Pete))
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Instablab FollowerInstablab Follower 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single follower on Instablab, who probably sound like this: 'Oh mah gawd Becky, you would not Buh Leeeeve how lame this game I'm playing is. They have a joke about Insta that tooootally isn't funnay, like seriouslayy! ((Mutton))
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Small Life PotionSmall Life Potion 4 DetailsDescriptionIncreases Base HP by 30. 5% chance to be consumed every time you defeat a monster. Must be equipped in a Food Slot to give its bonus.
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Small Mana PotionSmall Mana Potion 5 DetailsDescriptionBoosts Mana Regen Rate by 10% 40% chance to be consumed every 100% Mana Regenerated. Must be equipped in a Food Slot to give its bonus.
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Health StatueHealth Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ Base HealthDescriptionA stone statue made by someone for a romantic propsal. I don't think it ended well. Give this to the Statue Man in return for some bonus stats
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Feasty StatueFeasty Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ % Food EffectDescriptionA stone statue that looks good enough to eat to anyone who doesn't notice that it's inedible. Give this to the Statue Man in return for some bonus stats
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Cloudsound FollowerCloudsound Follower 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single follower on Cloudsound. This isn't a website, it's literally a giant cloud that emits sound that people enjoy following around. Why, what were YOU thinking this was? ((Mutton))
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Silver PenSilver Pen 50 DetailsDescriptionHold down to add a Silver Pen to your Post-Office! You can use it to skip a Delivery!
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Lucky LadLucky Lad 7 77 DetailsLevel1ClassAllStatsx7Misc7% Drop Chance
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Talent Point Reset FragmentTalent Point Reset Fragment 2 DetailsDescriptionHold down on this item to turn 10 Fragments into 1 Talent Point Reset Potion. You'll need 1 open inventory space for this to work.
Mystery Upgrade Stone IMystery Upgrade Stone I 7 77 DetailsDescriptionDrag onto any Equip to apply. +3 Mystery Stat Success Chance; 100% Uses up 1 slots only if Successful. WARNING: Mystery Stat has a chance to be Negative, and reduce stats!