The 1.30 update is here: Party Dungeons! Achievements! Arcade! Lava has requested a few things remain hidden for a week or two so everyone can get first time experience. NOTE: The Web version is not yet updated. There are a few lingering issues Lava needs to fix before that happens.
In case you haven't noticed, these are all references to the famous early 90s videogame called Gex! This description is like a bad joke at Louis CK's house!