The 1.30 update is here: Party Dungeons! Achievements! Arcade! Lava has requested a few things remain hidden for a week or two so everyone can get first time experience. NOTE: The Web version is not yet updated. There are a few lingering issues Lava needs to fix before that happens.
Audio CordAudio Cord 4 25 DetailsDescriptionUhhhh... which one which one...?? The red or the blue??? Cmon think think think.. Blue...? 'BOOOOOM'. Wait, this is an audio cord description? Whoops, I thought this was the Bomb Defuser description!!
Distilled WaterDistilled Water 50 DetailsDescriptionThe full filtration process also invovles filtering the diamonds through a vat of diamonds before using those filtered diamonds to filter the water! If only they'd filter their filtration process through diamonds so this item description wouldn't be so long.
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Average EXP PotionAverage EXP Potion 2 50 DetailsDescriptionIncreases Exp Gain by 10% 8% chance to be consumed every time you defeat a monster. Must be equipped in a Food Slot to give its bonus.
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Feasty StatueFeasty Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ % Food EffectDescriptionA stone statue that looks good enough to eat to anyone who doesn't notice that it's inedible. Give this to the Statue Man in return for some bonus stats
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Cloudsound FollowerCloudsound Follower 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single follower on Cloudsound. This isn't a website, it's literally a giant cloud that emits sound that people enjoy following around. Why, what were YOU thinking this was? ((Mutton))
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Corporatube SubCorporatube Sub 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single subscriber on the Corporatube Video Platform. It You'sed to be called something else, but no one around here remembers. ((Mutton))
Lucky LadLucky Lad 7 77 DetailsLevel1ClassAllStatsx7Misc7% Drop Chance
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Talent Point Reset FragmentTalent Point Reset Fragment 2 DetailsDescriptionHold down on this item to turn 10 Fragments into 1 Talent Point Reset Potion. You'll need 1 open inventory space for this to work.
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Golden HamGolden Ham 1 DetailsDescriptionIncreases Skill EXP earned. Golden foods are never consumed.
Mystery Upgrade Stone IIMystery Upgrade Stone II 7 77 DetailsDescriptionDrag onto any Equip to apply. +4 Mystery Stat Success Chance; 50% Uses up 1 slots only if Successful. WARNING:Mystery Stat has a chance to be Negative, and reduce stats!