The 1.30 update is here: Party Dungeons! Achievements! Arcade! Lava has requested a few things remain hidden for a week or two so everyone can get first time experience. NOTE: The Web version is not yet updated. There are a few lingering issues Lava needs to fix before that happens.
Seesaw StatueSeesaw Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ % Cons ExpDescriptionThe end result of someone trying to cut a slab in half with a ceramic saw, and then leaving early after they saw me watching them in the bushes, writing down what they were doing in this description.
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Decent Mana PotionDecent Mana Potion 1 75 DetailsDescriptionBoosts Mana Regen Rate by 25% 30% chance to be consumed every 100% Mana Regenerated. Must be equipped in a Food Slot to give its bonus.
Distilled WaterDistilled Water 50 DetailsDescriptionThe full filtration process also invovles filtering the diamonds through a vat of diamonds before using those filtered diamonds to filter the water! If only they'd filter their filtration process through diamonds so this item description wouldn't be so long.
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Mountain BreadMountain Bread 1 40 DetailsDescriptionAuto-Used when your health goes below 50%. Restores 750 HP. Has a 30 second Cooldown.
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EhExPee StatueEhExPee Statue 10 DetailsBonus+ % Skill ExpDescriptionThe sculptor got so fed up with people misinterpreting his previous statues, he felt the need to spell this one out.
100001 in 10,000
Cloudsound FollowerCloudsound Follower 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single follower on Cloudsound. This isn't a website, it's literally a giant cloud that emits sound that people enjoy following around. Why, what were YOU thinking this was? ((Mutton))
8001 in 800
Corporatube SubCorporatube Sub 1 DetailsDescriptionRepresents a single subscriber on the Corporatube Video Platform. It You'sed to be called something else, but no one around here remembers. ((Mutton))
Lucky LadLucky Lad 7 77 DetailsLevel1ClassAllStatsx7Misc7% Drop Chance
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Talent Point Reset FragmentTalent Point Reset Fragment 2 DetailsDescriptionHold down on this item to turn 10 Fragments into 1 Talent Point Reset Potion. You'll need 1 open inventory space for this to work.
444444.444444441 in 444,000
Golden HamGolden Ham 1 DetailsDescriptionIncreases Skill EXP earned. Golden foods are never consumed.
Mystery Upgrade Stone IIMystery Upgrade Stone II 7 77 DetailsDescriptionDrag onto any Equip to apply. +4 Mystery Stat Success Chance; 50% Uses up 1 slots only if Successful. WARNING:Mystery Stat has a chance to be Negative, and reduce stats!